Since I can't really come up with any ideas on my own, I'm going to ask the Magic 8 ball. Hmm... Ask Again Later. That's what it said last time! Honestly, you'd think it has no idea what's going on.
Anyway, I have no idea what my writing has been like. It's my own, so I can't really critique it. I'd either hate it for some strange reason, such as I got a headache while writing, or I'd love it no matter what because I wrote it. Slight problem there.
I will now borrow some words from 'Dilbert' to describe it. The comparisons are squirrelly, except the ones about giant homicidal marshmallows. Overall, characters are feral, especially younger brothers and flying cat-groundhog-bat creatures. The food had strange and interesting textures, but was a bit repetitive. Parents were bubble-heads, and most teachers antisocial.
Reading stories before editing can pose a real risk, especially for writing and grammar teachers. Side effects include headache, nausea, and extreme brain implosion. There is also some risk to the spleen and the writer. Common sense and sanity are almost certainly lost.
The writer's attitude is either stubborn, irritated or hyper. Sometimes these are all combined, resulting in some of the more 'interesting' stories (see A School Story). Lack of procrastination is almost nonexistent at best, and at worst... Well, let's stop there.
Altogether, the writing is a bunch of words that can sometimes make sense.







Devious Comments
I like it... it's like your studying yourself from the third person... which is just weirdly awesome on so many levels. :3
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There comes a day when a man looks down at himself, and realizes that his pants are on fire.
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HOLY-!!!
that's familiar...heh
'Common sense and sanity are almost certainly lost.'
Of Course... XD X3 DX
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...and to make matters worse, the Germans are coming to take your cold AND your pneumonia!
I was kind of meaning to write it from first-person point of view, but then I switched to third and didn't bother to change it.
Thank you, I'm glad you like it!! Thanks for the favorite as well
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"The rain on the rooftop was like hundreds of squirrels wearing tap shoes."
Common sense and sanity are also only at risk if you have any to start with
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"The rain on the rooftop was like hundreds of squirrels wearing tap shoes."
^^ No problem!
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There comes a day when a man looks down at himself, and realizes that his pants are on fire.
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HOLY-!!!
and yes, i always procrastinate writing
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"Rent-a-Poet" still in use for all of this month. make sure to drop any poet ideas by me!
A bookstore is a heaven for those of us writing nerds.
I'm poetically and Roman inclined along with my grim, dark, and logical obsessions
Falling is fun!
Who doesn't procrastinate?
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"The rain on the rooftop was like hundreds of squirrels wearing tap shoes."
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"Rent-a-Poet" still in use for all of this month. make sure to drop any poet ideas by me!
A bookstore is a heaven for those of us writing nerds.
I'm poetically and Roman inclined along with my grim, dark, and logical obsessions
Falling is fun!
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"The rain on the rooftop was like hundreds of squirrels wearing tap shoes."
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