Since I can't really come up with any ideas on my own, I'm going to ask the Magic 8 ball. Hmm... Ask Again Later. That's what it said last time! Honestly, you'd think it has no idea what's going on.

  Anyway, I have no idea what my writing has been like. It's my own, so I can't really critique it. I'd either hate it for some strange reason, such as I got a headache while writing, or I'd love it no matter what because I wrote it. Slight problem there.

  I will now borrow some words from 'Dilbert' to describe it. The comparisons are “squirrelly,” except the ones about giant homicidal marshmallows. Overall, characters are “feral,” especially younger brothers and flying cat-groundhog-bat creatures. The food had strange and interesting textures, but was a bit repetitive. Parents were bubble-heads, and most teachers antisocial.

  Reading stories before editing can pose a real risk, especially for writing and grammar teachers. Side effects include headache, nausea, and extreme brain implosion. There is also some risk to the spleen and the writer. Common sense and sanity are almost certainly lost.

  The writer's attitude is either stubborn, irritated or hyper. Sometimes these are all combined, resulting in some of the more 'interesting' stories (see “A School Story”). Lack of procrastination is almost nonexistent at best, and at worst... Well, let's stop there.

  Altogether, the writing is a bunch of words that can sometimes make sense.