

Possible Introduction?... The rain on the rooftop sounded like hundreds of squirrels wearing tap shoes. Well, for all I knew, that's what it was. Okay, that was unlikely, probably impossible.Possible Introduction?...
The smell of burning tires drifted through the air conditioning vents, so I assumed it was almost time for dinner. Judging from the color of the thick smoke that had begun to follow it, we were having take-out. The food may not be the best at our house, but we do have standards. After all, it's hard to scrape charcoal out of the frying pan.
It was raining harder than ever outside, sounding more like elephants than squi


Self Evaluation Since I can't really come up with any ideas on my own, I'm going to ask the Magic 8 ball. Hmm... Ask Again Later. That's what it said last time! Honestly, you'd think it has no idea what's going on.Self Evaluation
Anyway, I have no idea what my writing has been like. It's my own, so I can't really critique it. I'd either hate it for some strange reason, such as I got a headache while writing, or I'd love it no matter what because I wrote it. Slight problem there.
I will now borrow some words from 'Dilbert' to describe it. The comparisons are squirrelly, except the ones about giant h


Pansy, Part 2 Violet collapsed on the light blue sofa, exhausted. Pansy was obviously too sensitive and shy to bring in to visit the boisterous first grade class. The poor kitty must have been terrified! The children meant well, but they were too energetic and loud.Pansy, Part 2
The supposedly terrified Pansy screeched as the jar she was attempting to open fell on top of her, spraying pickle juice all over the kitchen, and Violet sprang up to rescue her. By the time she got there, Pansy had recovered from the attack and was now licking the juice out of the jar.
Violet wandered over to the fridge. She'd had a
My Best Splits 5-1-08
Devious Comments
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"The rain on the rooftop was like hundreds of squirrels wearing tap shoes."
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And, in a voice that echoed throughout the whole of Middle Earth, chilling blood of all creatures, Sauron, the self-proclaimed lord, said:
I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEE-NERRR!
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"The rain on the rooftop was like hundreds of squirrels wearing tap shoes."
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"The rain on the rooftop was like hundreds of squirrels wearing tap shoes."
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"I thought that death would be more painful"
"He is coming, how upsetting"
"It's party time in Hell"
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"The rain on the rooftop was like hundreds of squirrels wearing tap shoes."
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When we kiss, holy things, we should kiss with the soul and the heart, as well as with the mouth-Grigorij Rasputin
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"The rain on the rooftop was like hundreds of squirrels wearing tap shoes."
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"When I die, I want to be recycled"
Me, Soylent Green refference
Its legally mine, whether I stole it or not
Me about borrowing things
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"The rain on the rooftop was like hundreds of squirrels wearing tap shoes."
Thanks for the
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
(Robert Frost - The Road Not Taken)
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"The rain on the rooftop was like hundreds of squirrels wearing tap shoes."
Thanks for watching me
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I don't care what I should do, I'll do what I want to
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"The rain on the rooftop was like hundreds of squirrels wearing tap shoes."
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Damn you non-conformist conformists!
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You'll like this person...
~alovernotafighter
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"The rain on the rooftop was like hundreds of squirrels wearing tap shoes."
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Light a candle for the innocent victims of online child pornography
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Laughing is no laughing matter so don't make a mockery of me - Janezy, 2001
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"The rain on the rooftop was like hundreds of squirrels wearing tap shoes."
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"I'll never forget you, Jenny."
"... My name is Rebecca."
92% of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your sig if you are the 8% who would be laughing.
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Laughing is no laughing matter so don't make a mockery of me - Janezy, 2001
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"I'll never forget you, Jenny."
"... My name is Rebecca."
92% of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your sig if you are the 8% who would be laughing.
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Don't wory the Aardvarks have come!!
--Aardvarkpal-- ^.~
~92% of the teenage population has switched to rap.If you are the 8% who ROCKS,copy & paste this in your signature~
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